The Asylum's run out of sharks....

[Trevor]

So now they have this: www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=243 

What the hell next: Trevor Vs Underpants? 

[Derf]

Or maybe Piranha vs. Killer Bunny. Who will survive this battle of nasty, big, pointy teeth?

Or maybe even OctoSharkRanha vs. CrocoPython Rex: Orgy of the Ridiculous Combination Creatures.

[Jack]

Look for the sequel:  Megavolcano vs. Superplane.

[Flangepart]

Why jump the shark when you can fly over it? 

[Ted C]

Surely all must see the trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhL3GQGfL14

Poor Dean Cain, still stuck slumming for the Asylum.

[FatFreddysCat]

So who you rootin' for... the airplane, or the volcano? 

In other "Versus" news, Asylum's got this one slated for release next week:



What puzzles me is the tag line "The Classic Sci-Fi Thriller Returns!" ... ummm, returns from where, exactly? 

[Flangepart]

Dean Cain, Robert Davi...all forgotten stars can get work at the Asylum!

Wait, wait...'The sky is falling...so Earth must move."
Hello, Toho- can we borrow your giant walrus?

[Javakoala]

Oh. My. God.

I can can deal with the concept. I can even deal with Dean Cain. But Robin Givens? Unless she dies to save the airplane, I refuse to watch this movie.

[Bushma]

That looks like fun! 

Reminds me of that 70s movie "When Time Ran Out"

[Flangepart]

That looks like fun! 

Reminds me of that 70s movie "When Time Ran Out"

Always remember : As the said in the KTMA days of the MST3k theme, "Joel says when you have lemons, you make lemonade."
There be riffing HERE! 

[bob]

The premise sounds very promising 

[MrMari]

Forget Dean Cain, forget Robin Givens, this movie has a Sweat Hog!



Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington

[Umaril Has Returned]

Dean Cain, Robert Davi...all forgotten stars can get work at the Asylum!

Wait, wait...'The sky is falling...so Earth must move."
Hello, Toho- can we borrow your giant walrus?

Great Gorath reference there, Flange! 

[WingedSerpent]

Kind of wish they'd save the "VS" titles for the monster battles.  Even the strongest plane isn't going to survive a volcanic eruption.  Give it an equally silly title, like Lava in the Sky or Magmasphere.

I do like the tagline for Earth vs Asteroid> "Heaven is falling, Earth must Move".  Is somebody going to get out and push.

As for the poor C-list celebrities in these movies, Tia Carrere is the one I noticed.  Dean Cain was always going to be a small tv star, but I think people expected Tia's star to gain some extra height.  She was in the hit Wayne's World movies, then a few smaller movie roles.  Finally ending up on Relic Hunter where she played a Lara Croft inspired college professor.  One of those stars that was close to success, but never found that right break out role.

[SynapticBoomstick]

No.

This has gone beyond satire now.